The Lovers,The Dreamers & Me
© accioloki

spermbanker:

my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.

    In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

twentyonepivots:

dykestorm:

ohboyafangirl:

We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god

LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS

LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THIS I LOVE IT I LOVE PHEROMONES

This explains gay-dar. It’s not a sense of just knowing it’s the fact that we can fucking smell each other

eau de homosexual

ladygmora:

'Avengers: Age of Ultron' Concept Art Posters - [8/8] 

gang0fwolves:

onlylolgifs:

Expectation vs reality: tickle attacks

ME

lolsomeone-actually:

destielsterekarehot:

keezzyyy:

this child dresses better than every guy in my school

I can’t even afford to dress this nicely

I bet his diapers are designer

Game of Thrones Cast attends the panel and Q&A during Comic-Con International 2014 at San Diego Convention Center on July 25, 2014 in San Diego, California

flamingoflaminstop:

when you like and reblog your own selfie

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